BITR: worst fashion era

BITR: my favorite race

who’s tired of looking at a picture of matt with sour patch kids up his nose? that’d be me.

because im not the brightest lamp on the shelf [ALTHOUGH IVE ALREADY PWNT YOU WITH MY SENSE OF HUMOR], i decided to look up some crap about the different types of races out there, eventually stumbling upon some scientific views that races dont even exist. that race is actually a social concept and doesn’t expand beyond that. but that’s boring. so screw it.

my favorite race would be the american race. excluding mormons. why? here is a list of legitimate reasons why we are the absolute best race:

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if you disagree, clearly you are drunk.